wanted a serious title but i'm wondering which of them is shrek and which is donkey (we know)

[brokeassgoing]

Continued from all this beauty

[He's had a pretty hard time stumbling around after his injury...but that doesn't really stop him. Whiny as he is, Badou had too much to do. Sure, he'd stayed mostly at home these past few days, but he's been very busy. No laying around, no unconsciousness for too long.

He's been developing the film he'd taken during the last job, carefully cultivated in the darkness of his nasty little bathroom, the chemicals would sting his nose if he wasn't used to this already.

So it's no surprise he's been so focused he's forgotten to do some stuff around the place, lately. And will probably not notice a new visitor in the form of his little old man buddy, either.]

Comments

[brokeassgoing]

Aw c'mon, it could be fun. Am I not enough for you or anything?

[queenofswag]

I'm afraid you don't quite measure up to Five, even with your interesting background. So is Five like the surrogate for the brother you lost? Or is he more of a father figure, given his real age.

[ obviously she's not afraid to hit below the belt. ]

[brokeassgoing]

I dunno, is he the surrogate for your unrequited horniness or your ticking cootch clock?

[queenofswag]

That would imply Five and I have never fucked before.

[ ahahaha! ]

[brokeassgoing]

I think I can assume with confidence that his mannequin wife was probably the better lay.

[queenofswag]

Oh thank you, I had completely forgotten about her. Perhaps I should reunite him with her. Do you think he would appreciate his wife being forced to watch him suffer?

[ Just another way to break Five down. ]

[brokeassgoing]

Fat chance finding her.
Anyway. Is there something you want from me? Besides boring the both of us?

[queenofswag]

Fat chance for you. I can time travel.


[ so thank you for giving her another means torture dear old Five. :3 ]

Hmm, I do wonder. Five went through a lot of trouble to protect you. So I was merely curious what exactly made you special enough for him to put himself on line for you. Does he see a little brother or perhaps a son? But I think I may have figured it out.

[brokeassgoing]

[him and his big mouth.....]

oh my god....you're not about to tell me you're my mom, are you?!?!

[queenofswag]

[ Yep, definitely a little brother. ]

No, you'd be a hell of a lot smarter if you were my kid. I don't tolerate stupidity.

[brokeassgoing]

Not to mention uglier.

[queenofswag]

Darling, you're already at the bottom of the barrel in terms of looks. You seriously couldn't get any uglier at this point.

[brokeassgoing]

Stop, you're making me blush.

[queenofswag]

It looks like someone is waking up. I'll be sure to tell him you said 'hi'. So long, dear.

[brokeassgoing]

YOU BETTER LET HIM GO YOU STUPID UGLY SNAGGLYTOOTHED BITCH

[queenofswag]

[ There's no response back. The message is left on 'seen', but that is it. ]